ha ha ha-hilarious...

see, country bunnies.

don't be intimidated by the "glitz and glam" of the NYC club. trust me, most of them ain't all that great.

"Today, the Times confirms that the people who decide who gets in to the city's "hottest" nightlife establishments — based on how they look and only how they look — don't want you to look fashionable. "

THREE WORDS...

no. shit. sherlock.

they want you to look like a slut, honey. and then they make you stand outside in line in that outfit?!?! to get "chosen"?!?!

the horror!

it ain't called 'jersey shore' for nothing.

i just wish they'd stop migrating north.

;)

Meatpacking District Nightclubs Still Determined to Be the Most Unfashionable Places in the City

(image via the cut.)

seriously...A-MAZING.

for my fashion junkies...if you haven't had the chance to catch the alexander mcqueen exhibit, 'savage beauty' at the metropolitan museum of art in new york...

there's still time!

GET THERE. NOW.

running until august 7th, the collection is an amazing homage to a visionary designer...i was at once shocked, awed, and saddened that such an amazing talent had to leave us so soon.

you are truly missed, mr. mcqueen. but thank you so much for the incredible inspiration!

i leave new york today with a newfound excitement and the creative juices (gross!) are flowing...

a.

for more info...click here.

(and here's a tip bunnies...

pay the $60 to become a member of the met, and you get to skip the line. i promise it is worth it! when i left yesterday morning, the line wait was 2 hours...)

(image via metmuseum.)

you've got to be kidding me...

SO...reporter sean hoare, the whistleblower behind the scandal currently rocking rupert murdoch and his 'news of the world' editor andy coulson, was found dead monday at his home in england.

police are not treating the death as suspicious.

REALLY!?!?!

either this guy has really bad timing, or someone better step up and start asking questions...

silenced much...?

a.

(image via the telegraph.)

is it just me...

or do the girls in the new prada resort 2012 pictures look like they are posing for a russian mail order bride catalog?!?!

prim & proper, vintage inspired nudes and florals and dots...oh my!

(love that black flat oversized lips clutch!)

spy the rest of the looks...and get thee a beret!

a.

Check Out Prada’s Resort Collection

(images via ny mag.)

gripe of the day...

why can't magazine companies send subscribers issues WITHOUT subscribe now! card inserts?!?!

now listen, i know you can request them sent sans subscription cards...but come on.

all i know is this...

they are falling out of my new york mag like CRAZY!!!

a.

if you're not listening to kate nash...

you're just a big dumb dummy!

kate nash should be WAY more known than she is...

LOVE HER.

tell it like it is, british sister!

work it out at your desk, you can dance to it, bunnies. i promise. and if you get in trouble, WHO CARES!?!?! you had a good time, right?

tell 'em rosita made you do it...and feel the spirit.

a.

if you're in new york this weekend...

check out SMORGASBURG!!!

on the Williamsburg waterfront between North 6th and North 7th St., at the East River. There will be a Greenmarket with approximately 20 farmers at Smorgasburg, as well as packaged and prepared foods, purveyors from New York City and across the region, and other food-related vendors (kitchen utensils, housewares, etc.), for a total of 100+ vendors.

saturdays, 9am to 5pm.

for more info...click here.

(image via brooklyn flea.)

the emmy nominations are here!

yes, we're a day late and a dollar short.

it's been like that a lot lately.

must be the fool (FULL) moon...

the emmy nominations have been announced...and there were few surprises.

congrats to all the men of 'modern family'!!!

a.

BEST DRAMA SERIES
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Mad Men

BEST COMEDY SERIES
Big Bang Theory
Glee
Modern Family
The Office
30 Rock
Parks and Recreation

BEST DRAMA ACTOR
Timothy Olyphant, Justified
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House

BEST DRAMA ACTRESS
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Kathy Bates, Harry's Law
Mariska Hargitay, SVU
Mirelle Enos, The Killing
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men

BEST COMEDY ACTRESS
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope
Amy Poehler, Parks & Recreation

BEST COMEDY ACTOR
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell, The Office
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Louie C.K., Louie

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR, COMEDY
Chris Colfer, Glee
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR, DRAMA
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Walton Goggins, Justified
John Slattery, Mad Men
Andre Braugher, Men of a Certain Age

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS, COMEDY
Jane Lynch, Glee
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS, DRAMA
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Margo Martindale, Justified
Michelle Forbes, The Killing
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men

OUTSTANDING MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Cinema Verite
Downton Abbey
The Kennedys
Mildred Pierce
The Pillars of the Earth
Too Big to Fail

OUTSTANDING ACTRESS, MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Diane Lane, Cinema Verite
Elizabeth McGovern, Downton Abbey
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Taraji P. Henson, Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story
Jean Marsh, Upstairs Downstairs

OUTSTANDING ACTOR, MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Edgar Ramirez, Carlos
Greg Kinnear, The Kennedys
Barry Pepper, The Kennedys
Idris Elba, Luther
Laurence Fishburne, Thurgood
William Hurt, Too Big to Fail

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS, MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce
Melissa Leo, Mildred Pierce
Mare Winningham, Mildred Pierce
Eileen Atkins, Upstairs Downstairs

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR, MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Tom Wilkinson, The Kennedys
Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce
Brian F. O'Byrne, Mildred Pierce
Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
James Woods, Too Big to Fail

BEST VARIETY SERIES
The Colbert Report
Conan
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Real Time with Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

OUTSTANDING REALITY PROGRAM
Antiques Roadshow
Undercover Boss

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION
The Amazing Race
American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef

OUTSTANDING HOST FOR A REALITY OR REALITY-COMPETITION PROGRAM
Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Jeff Probst, Survivor

OUTSTANDING VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY SPECIAL
Bette Midler: The Showgirl Must Go On
Carrie Fisher in Wishful Drinking
The Kennedy Center Honors
Lady Gaga Presents The Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden
The Pee-Wee Herman Show on Broadway

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES
Episodes, "Episode 107"
Louie, "Poker/Divorce"
Modern Family, "Caught in the Act"
The Office, "Good-bye Michael"
30 Rock, "Reaganing"

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES
Friday Night Lights, "Always"
Game of Thrones, "Baelor"
The Killing, "Pilot"
Mad Men, "The Suitcase"
Mad Men, "Blowing Smoke"

OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY SERIES
The Colbert Report
Conan
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Saturday Night Live

all grows up...

the harry potter gang...ron weasley, daniel ratcliffe, and emma watson arriving at the new york premiere of the final installation of the series monday at lincoln center...

can you believe it's been 10 (TEN!) years!

a.

(image via people.com)

now, for a little flashback...the trio in 2000, after casting has just been announced for the first film...

(image via life.com)

the fashion rumor mill is churning...

with whispers that john galliano might be designing a lower-priced collection for british fashion juggernaut topshop.

they always come out smelling like a rose, don't they?

a.

Rumor: John Galliano in Talks to Design for Topshop

(image via ny mag.)

and now, for my next trick...

what do you do to make your 10 p.m. couture show in paris stand out from the others?

first, you have it at 10 p.m. when everyone expects to already be out partying.

not enough of a gimmick for you?

ok, fine.

have all of the models' boots light up at the end!

that is exactly what karl lagerfeld did at his paris couture show...as he made his way out for the finale, everyone's feet lit up.

can you say jimmy choo, 3 seasons ago, katy perry grammy awards?!?!

anywho...the 40's inspired clothes were glamorous and heavenly.

a.

The Shoes at the Chanel Couture Show Lit Up

(image via ny mag.)

poor little thing...

chord overstreet, who played sam on 'glee' in season 2, will not be returning to the show as a series regular in the upcoming season.

guest stars darren criss (blaine) and harry shum jr.(mike) will be promoted to regular cast members.

as is the way of the world now, he took to his twitter to share the sad news...

"Well its been a good yr too bad its over, time for summer and starting fresh."

at least now he can get rid of that stupid just beiber haircut.

and he's got the look. maybe they'll do a reboot of "mannequin" or some other no-need-to-recycle, so-bad-its-good 80's cult classic he can star in and then he won't give two shits about getting kicked off of glee.

besides, they are going to give them all the boot at the end of next season anyway.

can you say...

glee university! premiering 2012 on fox!

;)

(image via hollywood news.)

song of the day....

if this one doesn't get to you, you have no soul!

david gray is a REMARKABLE musician, and we were lucky enough to catch his incredible live performance last night in chucktown.

i'll admit it, i teared up during this one.

yes bunnies, evil little me!

he put on such a magical show, it made up for the massive amount of douche bags in the audience!!!

(go away douche bags. we don't want you.)

listen to this, and then give someone good in your life a much-deserved squeeze.

love is in the air!

;)

summer chic...

love this look!

eva mendes turned it UP at the salvatore ferragamo resort collection in NYC.

love love LOVE the color block dress, the nude heels, the chunky jewelry, the clutch...the whole sha-bang!

;)

(image via people stylewatch.)

are you ready for this?!?!

from KMOV in missouri --

"A Florissant man is fighting a ticket he got for giving the middle finger to another driver in Ballwin.

According to KMOX Radio, the man said that he gave the finger to a driver who blocked an intersection when he had a green light.

The man is fighting the ticket based on a similar case in Pittsburgh. That ticket was thrown out as a violation of free speech."

*now THIS is the best part of the story...

"In Ballwin, drivers are allowed to extend a hand or arm from a window for signaling purposes, and the driver says that is exactly what he did."

;)

seriously, bunnies. the man blocking the intersection, an actual MOVING VIOLATION, did not get a ticket. but because the cop is such a moral guy (i'm sure!), he gave the ticket to the guy who was practicing his freedom of speech.

now here's a little advice to everyone...because so many people pack heat now, i do not shoot anyone the bird. EVER. i just give them the thumbs up sign!

a.

(image via st louis cbs local.)