ok, wait a minute.
how far along is this crazy banana?!?!
jessica simpson had her fiance shoe horn into the tightest dress she could find and made it out of the house for the footwear news achievement awards wednesday night in NYC.
doesn't she still have a few months to go? and i don't know, maybe i'm crazy, but shouldn't she be wearing a BRA?!?!
she could probably make herself one out of all those hair extensions...or at least tie them into a rope and escape if the building catches on fire.
are you people listening to me? it's called a PANTSUIT. it's still sexy. for god's sake!
ok, i'm done now. ha!
;)
(image via dlisted.)
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