are you serious?!?!

ok. now i have OFFICIALLY seen it all.
looking for the perfect gift for the person who has everything? 

your prayers have been answered.
i give you..."perfect polly." 
the motion activated fake pet parakeet that sings and seems to be having a seizure.
twitchy twitchy... 
it's tag line is "all the joy and none of the mess."
sweet!
;)