i wasn't going to post this...

but i just had my 5th conversation about this.

i'm sure all of the parents are in an uproar about the teacher, instead of, i don't know, SITTING DOWN WITH YOUR KIDS AND TALKING TO THEM HONESTLY.

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Oakland teacher on administrative leave after reports that second-graders engaged in sex act.

when i was in second grade, the only people who were having sex around me were my barbies and kens. and that was after they got married.

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