george clooney, notorious bachelor, has gotten rid of his little italian filly.
he and elisabetta canalis issued joint statements through their publicists stating that they were no longer together...i'm sorry. why does she have "people"?!??!
after a fight on june 17th (when george realized that it was my birthday and that he knew he must finally be with me, the girl of his dreams!!!) elisabetta slept in the guest house and then crashed her car into his gate as she tried to get the F out of the place the next morning.
sorry, sweetie. you can't tame the clooney!
;)
(image via daily beast.)
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