Thursday, June 30, 2011

crazy movie tie-in of the week...

so...harper's bazaar has joined forces with CGI supervisor j.j. blumenkranz and producer laura brown for a designer shoot starting hot summer model...
SMUREFETTE!?!?!
ok...um...interesting.
with the live action "smurfs" summer flick just around the corner, smurfette shows off looks from top to bottom...marc jacobs, lanvin, dolce & gabbana, and louis vuitton.


and yes, it's just as expensive on her tiny little blue ass as it is on the rest of us!
;)

(all images via harper's bazaar.)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

god help us all...


she's a free woman, once again...
lindsay lohan's ankle bracelet, ie. electronic monitoring device, was removed as her BIG WHOPPING 35-day house arrest sentence ended today.
her rep tells e! news..."I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation which she has been unable to perform during house arrest."
aw. such a good girl.
keep your nose clean, bunny!
(literally...)
i kid. i kid.
don't sue me!
;)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

really!?!?!

no one has a problem with this?!?!
in this day and age, when everyone is bitching about changing the words to the various religious parts of patriotic songs, there is no one complaining about this?
SHOCKED.
a.

wanna feel old?!?!

john cusack turns 45 today.

if i had an old school boombox, i would stand outside your window and hold it over my head while "in your eyes" by peter gabriel played at top volume and made you fall in love with me...
(or it could just get me arrested for trespassing and stalking, whichever you prefer...)
happy birthday, lloyd dobler!
;)

(images via gordon and the whale, tumblr.)

turn it up...

if you're having one of those tuesdays that feels more like monday than monday did (like me), jack this one up to the ceiling and take a moment to tap your toes and dance around the room.
i've been jamming to it all day now...that would be since 4am when i woke up with one of those stomach aches that feels like the alien baby is coming out, a la sigourney weaver's "alien".
nice mental image, huh?!?!
enjoy!
;)

having a flashback...

if you're my age (which you will not get out of me any time soon...), someone at some point in your childhood read you the story of winnie the pooh.
pooh's looking for honey again this summer (july 15th) in an all new adventure, and i have to say...
this new trailer, with keane's "somewhere only we know" playing, kills me!
i have to admit, i got a little teary. whoever edited that hauntingly beautiful song together with that clip deserves a raise!
i know. i know. even a mean old biyatch like me can get sentimental...
sometimes.
;)


Monday, June 27, 2011

holy crap!




i can't believe how long it's been...but here it is.
real estate crack!
pa gomo. in telluride, colorado.
stone buildings connected by glass bridges over water formations.
seriously!?!?!
somebody really went crazy on this one.
more than 11,000 square feet on 35 acres...
is it too much?
two words...
OUTDOOR. KITCHEN.
;)
for the rest of the listing (and more pictures!), click here.

(images via christie's great estates.)

karma is a BIYATCH...


just remember that, honey.
from my friend joey...
"LADY POO POO!"
exactly right.
if you remember, my good deed doing little bunnies, not too long ago i posted a link to what i thought was a great thing. seemed lady gaga was selling "we pray for japan" bracelets that would be sending tons and tons of dough to the earthquake and tsunami ravaged country.
turns out, as is alleged in court documents, she was inflating shipping charges and keeping part of the $5 price of the bracelet.
ironically enough, she was performing at an mtv benefit concert for japan saturday when the suit was filed.
tsk, tsk, bad bunny!
a.
for the rest of the details, click here.


(image via us weekly.)

um...i don't know about this one.



yet another tidbit i am getting to you late because of last week's hibernation...
'gossip girl' star penn badgley has been cast to play jeff buckley in one of two biopics being made about the life of the late singer songwriter.
this one is to be called 'greetings from tim buckley', and it centers around the relationship between jeff and his father, both musicians.
it is also being reported that badgley beat out robert pattinson (swoon twilight heads!) and that pattinson is devastated by it.

for more on the story, click here.

now listen, if you know me, you know i love me some jeff buckley. he is one of my all time favorites, and 2 of his songs are in my top five of all time...'the last goodbye' and his rendition of 'hallelujah'.
(check those out if you've never heard them...they'll haunt your soul.)
in other words, gossip girl person...don't screw it up!
a.

(images via generation bass, the hollywood life.)

Sunday, June 26, 2011

in other news...


george clooney, notorious bachelor, has gotten rid of his little italian filly.
he and elisabetta canalis issued joint statements through their publicists stating that they were no longer together...i'm sorry. why does she have "people"?!??!
after a fight on june 17th (when george realized that it was my birthday and that he knew he must finally be with me, the girl of his dreams!!!) elisabetta slept in the guest house and then crashed her car into his gate as she tried to get the F out of the place the next morning.
sorry, sweetie. you can't tame the clooney!
;)

(image via daily beast.)

while the cat's away...


actually the cat stayed...but we took a bit of a hiatus.
we are back now!
and look what happened while we were hiding out...
rachel weisz and daniel craig got married!
in a teeny tiny ceremony in new york last wednesday, they were hitched in front of her son, his daughter, and 2 of their family friends.
mazel tov!
(and kudos for keeping that shiz under wraps!!)
;)

(image via the guardian uk.)

when did she stop eating?


anne hathaway, in prada, definitely did not eat at the white tie and tiara ball in london.
do you see how big your head looks?!?!
or is it just me?
a.

(image via people stylewatch.)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

holy crap!


turn it out girl!
kate winslet looks ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS in a victoria beckham (go figure!) gown to receive a humanitarian award in madrid.
the dramatic makeup...FLAWLESS.
the look...IMPECCABLE.
love love love her!
a.

(image via people stylewatch.)

hilarious.


seriously. good. looking.
travel & leisure magazine asked people what city was the most attractive in america, and the winner was...
charleston, sc.
me home time, btw. and i will say this...there are a TON of pretty little bunnies in this town, that is for sure!
but why oh why does the news feed writer dog us at the end?!?!
buttface.
(or more likely, butter face.)
i kid, i kid. don't sue me!
and NO honey...the locals do NOT ride around in the carriages.
;)


check out the rest of the pretty pretty list...

(image via time news feed.)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

congrats!!!


to all the winners at last night's critics choice tv awards...
but hoarders and real housewives of beverly hills?!?!
REALLY!?!?!
a.

Best Drama Series
"Mad Men"

Best Actor in a Drama Series
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"

Best Actress in a Drama Series
Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
John Noble, "Fringe"

Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Tie: Christina Hendricks, "Mad Men"
and Margo Martindale, "Justified"

Best Reality Series
Tie: "Hoarders"
and "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"

Best Reality Series, Competition
"American Idol"

Best Reality Show Host
Mike Rowe, "Dirty Jobs"

Best Talk Show
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"

Best Comedy Series
"Modern Family"

Best Actor in a Comedy Series
Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"

Best Actress in a Comedy Series
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Neil Patrick Harris, "How I Met Your Mother"

Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Busy Philipps, "Cougar Town"

Most Exciting New Series
"Alcatraz"
"Apartment 23"
"Awake"
"Falling Skies"
"New Girl"
"Ringer"
"Smash"
"Terra Nova"


(image via on the red carpet.)

Monday, June 20, 2011

edward scissorhands style...


what do you do with your closet full of old green belts?
if you're singer kat graham, you make an S&M mini dress out of them!
i don't even want to THINK about the potty break difficulty with this one, bunnies.
;)


(image via hollywood life.)

the return of the 80's power dress!


vampire diaries star (and degrassi alum) nina dobrev paired her blue and green georges chakra couture 80's inspired mini dress with $50 nude aldo heels.
because she's just like us.

i think i had a dress just like that in high school...but it was (of course!) by gunne sax.
;)


(image via hollywood life.)

just go away already...


well, look at that.
avril lavigne doesn't have enough money for clothes, so she is still wearing the same old pseudo punk crap she was wearing 10 years ago.
get a new look, honey.
you're almost 40!
;)


(image via hollywood life.)

it's kapowski time!


i still don't get the whole justin beiber thing, but...
he scored major points with me on the MMVA red carpet in a D&G jacket with a kelly kapowski saved by the bell tee!
LOVE.
;)


(image via just jared.)

cute, but...


did she fall into a shredder??!?!
show host selena gomez in a teeny tiny burberry prorsum mini dress and purple giuseppe zanotti peep toes.
love the hair...and i want those shoes!!!
;)

(image via hollywood life.)

more red carpet madness!


there was all kinds of craziness north of the border last night at the much music awards in toronto.
the good, the bad, and the what the hell was she thinking?!?!?!
coming up...but no more lady gaga turquoise arm hair, because if you just finished dinner like me, you might be forced to throw up. and i don't want to ruin your dinner, bunny!
;)

(image via hollywood life.)

um...what?!?!?


the queen of the plastics, heidi montag, says that she has spent the last 2 months working out 14 (FOURTEEN!) hours a day, preparing for...
a pool party.
hmm...she couldn't come up with ANYTHING else to get back into the press?!?!
how can she do anything with those goodyear blimps on her chest?
and why oh why am i still talking about this cuckoo bird?!?!
blech. i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.
;)


(image via entertainment weekly.)

hey good looking!


i've said it before, and i'll say it again.
jennifer hudson looks better every time i see her!
she rocked long, loose waves (and dreamy ricardo tisci for givenchy!) for her good morning america performance last week in central park...
absolutely fetching!
;)

(image via refinery 29.)

in other news...


lady gaga sported turquoise blue armpit hair to match her wig at the much music awards in toronto sunday.
yawn.

she did have a nice moment when she accepted her best international artist award. she dedicated the award to her late grandfather and to the late clarence clemons, who passed away this weekend at the age of 69...he worked on 2 songs on her new album.
congratulations, crazy girl.
a.


(image via us magazine.)

and last but DEFINITELY not least...


oh girl.
girl girl girl.
miss erica kane, what are we going to do with you?!?!
if you hike those big fake balloon bags on your bird chest up anymore, you'll be able to rest your chin on them.
you know that if anyone is going to be the most orange, the most plastic, the most pulled up and tucked in and "embellished", it's GOT TO BE susan lucci. and look at the train on that dress...YES!
work it mama!
;)

(image via hollywood reporter.)

hello, silver fox!


anderson cooper looks downright dapper on the red carpet.
a little too dapper, perhaps?
he's not orange, his chin isn't on his forehead, he hasn't been in the hair dye, and his tux fits like a glove...
and he looks uncomfortable as shit.
not his usual scene, maybe?
;)

(image via hollywood reporter.)

plastic fantastic couple alert!


i didn't even know they were married.
young and the restless fan favorites christian leblanc and michelle stafford looking sassy on the red carpet...
now, come on. i can't decide who's been more "refreshed". maybe they get 2-for-1 discounts at the botox emporium!
(i kid. i kid. don't sue me!)
and speaking of the mystical orange...she's the color of a clay pot!
;)


(image via hollywood reporter.)

CONGRATS!


congratulations to funny man ben bailey, who won outstanding game show host for "cash cab."
one of my favorite shows! one of these days i am going to get that damn cash cab!
;)

(image via hollywood reporter.)

what the hell?!?!


days of our lives hope, kristian alfonso, has done so much "refreshing" that she looks like teri hatcher now!
(allegedly. allegedly. don't sue me!)
i don't get it. what a beautiful woman.
that is why i DID NOT go to hollywood at 18 with a dream...
(although i do like to entertain you with its frivolity, bunnies.)
;)

(image via hollywood reporter.)

when did wayne brady...


stop eating?!?!?!
game show host and comedian wayne brady hosted the evening's festivities in vegas, but it looks like he forgot to eat before the show.
his little legs are barely holding him up!
a.

(image via hollywood reporter.)

california girls...



laura wright (who won lead actress for her role on general hospital) and stephanie gatschet (all my children) looking dreamy in their grecian goddess gowns...that's a hell of a lot of tan going on!
a.


(images via hollywood reporter.)

poor old victor kiriakis!


the man has been a television star for more than 40 years, and he doesn't have a tux that fits?!?!
john aniston, wondering where his jacket is taking him, at the daytime emmy awards.

(image via hollywood reporter.)

hello, mystic tan!


rachel ray, i can appreciate the thinning illusion of your chevron stripe dress.
what i cannot appreciate is the fact that the color of your skin is not made in nature.
can you say burnt sienna?!?!?!
;)

(image via hollywood reporter.)

from the daytime emmy red carpet...


holy botox batman!!!
the daytime emmy awards took place last night at the las vegas hilton...what a fitting place for the amount of plastic fantastic that turned it out on the red carpet...
the good, the bad, and the botox...coming up!
for the complete list of winners, click here.
;)

(image via emmy online.)

someone just asked me about this...


the rachel zoe project returns to bravo august 2nd...
see rachel without brad, preparing for anne hathaway's MAYJOR oscar hosting gig, and of course...baby!
OMG.
;)

for a sneak peek at the amaze-balls 4th season...

(image via people stylewatch.)

denise richards as nuclear physicist?!?!


keanu reeves plays genius nuclear expert?
ha!
;)

for more (in)famous hollywood casting missteps...

(image via ny mag.)

sad.


'jackass' star ryan dunn died early this morning in pennsylvania when his porsche careened over an embankment and burst into flames.
he was 34 years old.
another passenger was also killed but has yet to be identified.
for the rest of the story, click here.

(image via popeater.)

Sunday, June 19, 2011

work that jumpsuit!




cameron diaz is working trends all over berlin.
at the photo call for bad teacher in a casual green shirtdress with mandarin collar and layered belt...then later, at the premiere in a rocking black sleeveless jumpsuit.
LOVE.
(because i am a nasty little bunny i do have to say this...lighten up on the eye makeup and the hair a little, honey!)
;)

(images via people stylewatch.)

Friday, June 17, 2011

finally!


katie holmes is looking young and stylish again!
she's all over the place in max mara...in a FAB pantsuit (you know how much i love those pantsuits, bunnies!) at the west hollywood women in film dinner, then in a black and white cocktail dress at the women in film crystal + lucy awards.
super chic!
;)

(images via people stylewatch.)

SONG OF THE DAY....

happy birthday to...barry manilow, igor stravinsky, venus williams, mc escher. dean martin...
and ME!
ha!
;)
"wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. nothing does...except wrinkles."
-- abigail van buren.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

damn!


jennifer hudson attended the amFar gala in nyc...and she looks GOOD!
it's hard work getting yourself into stellar shape, and she is making it look effortless.
keep it up baby! you are working that michael kors!
a.

(image via people stylewatch.)

what the hell are you so happy about?!?!


john edwards' mug shot has been released, after his indictment earlier this month on charges including conspiracy, illegal campaign contributions, and making false statements.
he has plead not guilty.
keep smiling, johnny boy.
and learn to keep your zipper up!
a.

(image via huffington post.)