what we're listening to...

heard robin thicke's new single and thought...
"awesome! makes me feel like going to the skating rink!"
sure, it's a little dirty. whatever.
and THEN i watched the video.

excuse my language here, but
what. the. FUCK?!?!?!?
i was digging robin thicke well before "blurred lines," but he just lost me.
what's with all the cheesy ass product placement?!?!
innuendo overload party of one, your table's ready. 
watch it once. and then wash your eyes out with some cold water.
a.

so cool...

must be nice.

sandra bullock and george clooney arrived at the press conference for their new film "gravity" by boat wednesday at the venice film festival.
bullock wore an alex perry pastel dress and guiseppe zanotti nude heels.

looking good, y'all!
a.

the film, which opened the festival later that night, hits US theaters october 4th.

(images via vogue uk.)

worst. video. EVER?

i really can't decide which is worse.

darius rucker, the "duck dynasty" folks, and wagon wheel.
OR...

jimmy buffett, toby keith, and the incredibly, horribly cheesy "too drunk to karaoke."

shame on y'all.
a.

quote of the day...

words to live by.

happy sunday, y'all.

;)

yikes...

poor ben affleck.

five minutes ago, it seemed he was once again the darling of hollywood with "argo".

then thursday, warner bros. announced that he will be the next batman.

and all hell broke loose.

turns out, a LOT of people don't think he can pull it off.

since the announcement thursday, more than 20,000 people have signed a petition on change.org asking the movie studio to recast the role.

the film, also starring henry cavill as superman, is slated for release in 2015.

what do you think? can ben affleck fill the infamous codpiece?

;)

(image via yahoo.)

what we're listening to...

oh my goodness.
i don't even know what to say.

wherever you fall in this debate.
this is a beautiful song. 
with an enormous message.
love is the answer, y'all. 
and that you can be sure of...
enjoy ~
and think.
a.

in case you missed it...

the girls are fixing martin up for a date, and uncle si is providing the "expert" advice...and the cross dressing.

just another day in the life of those wacky duckmen.
click here to catch last night's newest duck dynasty episode, "so you think you can date."
;)

in case you missed it...

so...lindsay lohan's sit down with oprah for her first post-rehab interview aired sunday night on the OWN nework.

the ladies covered everything from relapse, her drug of choice, and whether or not she believes her parents exploited her.

to catch the highlights, click here.

poor lindsay lohan. she wore and ill-fitting orange dress that was the same color as her hair extensions and her oompa loompa spray tan. 
shallow, i know. but her oscar de la renta polka dot heels were fabulous.
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(image via OWN.)

and the winner is...

did you expect anyone else?

hollywood darling jennifer lawrence has landed the highly coveted vogue september issue cover.
and she looks...absolutely lovely.
to be honest, the cover's kind of boring. but the rest of the pictures, shot by mario testino, are flawless.
love the dogs!
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dolce & gabbana wool tweed top and skirt, la perla slip, lanvin belt, louis vuitton watch.

 rochas wool blazer and skirt, gaspar gloves, hunter boots.

 ralph lauren collection wool coat and satin dress.

 louis vuitton wool coat and lace shorts, nina ricci sweater, etro scarf.

prada wool coatdress.

(all images via vogue.)

a little monday morning giggle...

you know that baby falling over is the best part...

just a little something silly before you take on your week. 
if everyone laughed like ricky gervais, a whole lot of rooms would be cleared out on a regular basis!
enjoy ~
a.

pixie cut showdown...

hollywood life wants you to answer one VERY important question...
who wears short hair better, beyonce or miley cyrus?

biyatchay was rocking a new do august 8th when she debuted her pixie cut online.

only a week later, and lady b is already sporting a wig to cover up her new look...

ah, the beauty of wigs and extensions...

;)

oh, and to answer their question...

who wears it best?

that would be no contest.

stand back, imitators.

(images via hollywood life, the telegraph uk.)

are you serious?!?!

ok. now i have OFFICIALLY seen it all.
looking for the perfect gift for the person who has everything? 

your prayers have been answered.
i give you..."perfect polly." 
the motion activated fake pet parakeet that sings and seems to be having a seizure.
twitchy twitchy... 
it's tag line is "all the joy and none of the mess."
sweet!
;)

holy crap, jack!

it's time to bow down to the duck men, y'all.

wednesday night's "duck dynasty" premiere drew 11.8 million viewers, making it the highest rated cable reality show.

EVER.

willie, phil, si, jase and the rest of the robertson clan kicked off season 4 with a "proper" wedding for phil and miss kay, and in true duck dynasty form, wacky hijinx ensue...

congrats, jack!

;)

in case you were one of the seven classy people who missed the season 4 premiere, click here to catch up with the rest of us rednecks...

(images via daily mail, ny post.)

have you seen this?!?!

lord, child.

they are DEFINITELY playing this poor song to death!
but this is kind of cute.
xylophones, cowbells, and kazoos...oh my!
enjoy ~
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what we're listening to...

infectious is the word.

this one is so contagious, we were dancing around the gas station to it yesterday.
yes. the GAS STATION.
because that's how we do.
at least we had everyone else dancing with us!!! ;)
enjoy ~
a.