AMAZING.

ok, it's admission time.
just a little obsessed with martial arts movies these days.

and this one is certain to not disappoint.
"the raid 2" puts undercover cop rama in prison to uncover the corruption within his own police force.
let the chaos (and fight sequences) ensue!
and with villains with names like "hammer girl" and "baseball bat man", how can you go wrong?!?!

"the raid 2" opens in limited release tomorrow...and yes, we are going to see it.
is there a better way to spend a rainy day in new york city??
a.

your first look...

yes, we are officially on a ricky gervais kick.
derek is back...

and he's going on a date!
it's a year later at broadhill and...
there's a spider. that's all i'm going to say.

season 2 of "derek" returns april 23rd in the UK and to netflix soon after...
(hopefully very soon!)

can't wait!
a.

in case you missed it...

i usually hate commercials, but...

this is a good one.
ricky gervais. and the sweet, lovely things people say about him. 

actually, audi is on a roll.
i think the last ad i dropped on here was the audi "spocks playing golf" spot.

enjoy ~
a.

your first look...

wait a minute.
i've seen this one.

wasn't it called "john tucker must die"??
or maybe "first wives club"??
no hang on..."the women". maybe that was it.

see a pattern here??
they should just all be called "insipid women with no self esteem plan revenge on the man who is cheating on all of them. which would never happen since most chicks are girl haters and bitches."
catchy!

this steaming piece of tired shit hits theaters april 25th.
y'all sad sacks have fun with this one. i'll be at the lego movie. 
AGAIN.
a.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

i love it.
kevin bacon was a guest on the tonight show last night, and let's just say he KILLED IT.
after jimmy fallon decrees that dancing has been banned at nbc, well, you can guess what happens next.
cue the music...

damn. old kevin bacon must be practicing that there yoga or something!
30 years later, the 80's dancing rebel has still got it.
how can anyone top this?!?!

enjoy ~
a.

are you listening?!?!

keaton henson has an AMAZING voice.

and "to your health" is a haunting, glorious piece of music.
so reminiscent of the late, great jeff buckley.

"here's to you, you miserable fuck."
has anyone ever made that phrase sound so incredibly beautiful?!?!
i am sure we've all been there at one point in life...
thank you to andy, our apprentice of music, for keeping the old people in the know ;)
enjoy ~
a.

your first look...

seriously. SERIOUSLY.
shut your face.

nick frost (as a former salsa prodigy!!), chris o'dowd AND ian mcshane?!?!
can't wait!
real. men. DANCE.

"cuban fury" hits theaters april 11th.

yes, please!

a.

in case you missed it...

idina menzel stopped by the tonight show monday to sing the OSCAR WINNING (congrats!) song "let it go" from "frozen." accompanied by xylophones and wooden blocks, of course.

come on now.
how can you not love this?!?!

so cute...
a.

what we're listening to...

i'm sure the new, improved, mary sunshine bullshit will get old.
VERY SOON.

until then, here's another sugary sweet little ditty to get you moving.
(and unfortunately for y'all, all of the happy happy joy joy is here to stay. so get the fuck over it already.)
now get your head out of your ass, remember that it ain't so bad, and enjoy the sunshine.
a.

and the oscar goes to...

the 85th annual academy awards were held last night in hollywood.

and lord child, the stars were definitely in attendance.

there were very few surprises in the winners circle...

mcconaughey, blanchett, n'yongo, and leto continued their winning streaks for actor, actress and supporting.

"gravity" took home most of the visual awards, as well as a director nod for that precious alfonso cuaron.

(and i must admit while i didn't so much like "gravity", my butt was clenched the ENTIRE FILM. it truly is visually remarkable.)

and if you couldn't stay awake long enough and missed it, best picture honors went to "12 years a slave".

now yours truly was far too hormonal to watch "12 years a slave" this weekend, but i am going to try to get through it today.

without slitting my wrists.

congrats, y'all!
a.

for the full winners list, click here.

(images via hollywood reporter.)

quote of the night...

"You can fondle it if you want to. Pass it around. But if you have swine flu, please don't touch. I bet this is the first time someone has given away their Oscar for an orgy in the press room." 

                -- jared leto,

after his supporting actor win for "dallas buyers club"...

(he really is MESMERIZING in that film.)

let's face it. this boy is still crush worthy.

even if he did "allegedly" make out with miley cyrus.

a.

(image via ny daily news.)

one more time, for the cheap seats...

just in case some of y'all missed it the first time.
many of you little bunnies seem to be down in the dumps lately.

so i'm bringing this one back on a monday morning in an attempt to cheer you.
turn it up, shake your booties.
and don't let the bastards get you down!
love y'all.
enjoy ~
a.