what i learned in church today...

*if i came downstairs in jeans, a hello kitty tee, and a hoodie for church, my ma would have slapped my face.

*the catholics really really REALLY like fake burberry scarves.

*they certainly are making those "louis vuittons" much more genuine looking than they used to.

*there is an exhorbitant amount of faux designers goods at church.

*they still shake hands during cold and flu season.

*people don't teach their kids to cover their mouths (see reference to cold and flu season above).

*they still try to get money out of you twice.

*if a person wants to sit right up front, he/she couldn't care less about how late he/she is, and if he/she are disturbing your church going experience. or how loud the fake nylon of his/her jackets is.

AMEN!

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